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Microwavable Swedish Meatballs Taste Test

I used to love Swedish Meatballs when I was a kid. When I was in the store the other day, I grabbed a Stouffer’s Swedish Meatballs as this is what I used to eat when I was a kid. I had not bought this for a long time. After I grabbed it, I saw there were multiple Swedish Meatball options! What a great and fun taste test.

Notes: I did not eat them all the same day. I also made sure to cook them as close to the directions on the box as possible.

The first one I tried was Marie Callender’s. This one had this fascinating wine smell when cooked. It is also the only one with a compostable trey. However, the flavor was bland. The meatballs were ok. The noodles were not a bad texture. I can’t say I was satisfied when I was done eating it.

Boston Market was the second one I tried. The smell was better than Marie’s. This had more than what I think of the smell of Swedish Meatballs. The meatballs were pretty good; the noodles were ok. The sauce was a little bland. I was not as hungry when I finished it.

Stouffer’s was the third. I used to eat these when they came in the weird plastic bag. This is the Swedish Meatballs from when I was a kid. The smell was what I expected from Swedish Meatballs. The sauce was 3/4 as strong as I wanted. It was good. The meatballs were flaky, which I like. I was less hungry after I ate it.

Note: Read the directions when you make this. Part of the directions says 5 1/2 minutes and 50% power. This was how I made it.

Final judgment: Stouffer’s is the best all-around, in my opinion. If Boston Market were like half the price of Stouffer’s, I would get Boston Market as it was ok. I would not get Marie Callender’s again.

Suppose you don’t care about how food tastes. You only care about the environment. You most likely want Marie Callender’s for the compostable tray. I would guess it’s also the healthiest option.

Struggling to Imagine

Stone eagle head with tattered US flag that says "God Family Country"

Stone Eagle Head with tattered US flag that reads, “God, Family, Country.” I served in the Army for eight years. When I came back from my deployment, I wanted this tattoo. I am a Christian. Family and my country mean a lot to me. The Stone Eagle Head represents all the struggles I went through in the Army.

Wooden cube is the congreve cube from Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium

The wooden cube is the Congreve Cube from Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium is the last movie I took my aunt to see before she passed away. I like the meaning it has in the film. The insecure manager gets this box. It is not until the end of the movie that she realizes that your imagination is limitless if you believe in it. The sun is supposed to be raised to show the box is special.

A path to service

Nautical stars tattoo Nautical stars tattoo Nautical stars tattoo

Nautical stars tattoos. I got these when I was 18. My mother took me. I’d always wanted a tattoo. I got the big star first. Then years ago, I was in my buddy’s kitchen and wanted to add to it. He was a practicing artist. I added the two smaller ones on the left side and right side. I always thought nautical stuff was cool; it was popular at the time.

1986 tattoo

Since 1986 tattoo: I was born in 1986. This one has the Famous Stars and Stripes and Blink-182 in it. I am a huge Blink-182 fan. My grandmother collects angels. I got a little collaborative on this one.

navy tattoo

Navy tattoo. I served in the Navy special ops for about ten years. Traditional Navy tattoo at 19 years old. I went with the boys and got a Navy tattoo.

Kanji love tattoo

Love Kanji

Kanji hate tattoo

Hate Kanji

Kanji on my shoulders. The left one says love, and the right one says hate. Love is closest to your heart. I am right-hand dominant.  You can’t have love without hate. I got these in Singapore while I was drunk.

Only God Can Judge tattoo

Only God Can Judge tattoo. This one is a coverup of a cross that was underneath. I had a drunk buddy in his house, did a cross tattoo. It can out bad. I got it covered up with the skull and hat that says, “only God can judge me.” I like skulls, so I got this tattoo.