This is part two of my adventures in getting a camera put up my ass. Check out part one if you feel like it here.
I will give some advice on the clear diet. Do not eat or buy any jello. Jello tastes awful. Get your self some bone marrow broth, Ginger Ale, and that is about all you need.
Look at it as a fast day. Close to the end of the day you drink this nasty crap, and you poop your brains out. My poop turned light yellow which is normal.
During my fast day. I got a stomach flu. I have never pooped so much. I was so sick I thought about rescheduling. This would mean I would owe the doctor money, and I would need to do this diet thing again. I decided I am going to go and they will need to send me home if I am too sick.
I remember being really scared when they hooked me up. This was the first time I had been knocked out by a doctor that I can remember. I think I may have asked them not to hurt me right before I blacked out.
I came to farting my ass off. I think the guy must have said something about investing with Bettermint, and I was trying to tell him to use Robinhood.
My girlfriend(Dimsom/Domestic Partner) went into my room and picked me up. I was basically fine. Except that I was recovering from a stomach flu. I could walk and talk normal. I should have been allowed to call an Uber. I was though very glad to have my girlfriend pick me up.
Test showed me all clear. Glad its over with.
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